I Hate Everything About Her

I Hate Everything About Her

I hate everything about her

Well, except for when she smiles

1 million watts of warmth and light

That you can see for miles

I can’t stand to be around her

Well, except for when she speaks

You’re hanging on to every word

Because your knees are weak

She drives me well past crazy

Well, except for when she laughs

Infectious almost describes her laughter

But understates by half

I shudder when I see her coming

Well, except for when she loves

You’ve never felt that good before

And you thank the lord above

Six billion people vanish into thin air

And its only her and me

The effect is electric

impossible to dismiss

Every day she drives me crazy

Every night she drives me wild

I hate everything about her

Can’t bear to live without her

Want her to have my child

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