When She Told me Where to Go

When she told me where to go

She left me eager for the trip

When she told me where to stick it

I was thankful for the tip

When she suggested I try solo

No matter what the Kama Sutra said

I thanked my stars

She cared so much

And didn't make me share my bed

A girl like that is hard to find

And lately even harder

I love how she lets me have my space

Her absence makes my heart grow fonder

She does all this because She cares 

Her hearts so big she can't hold back

I feel like I'm the luckiest guy I know

Each time she tells me where to go

My friends still can't believe my luck

They just can't seem to see

How a girl like that could care so much

And how much she means to me

They shake their heads and roll their eyes

And hide their jealousy 

They probably wish she'd tell them too

Instead of only me

When hell turns cold She swears she'll make

A beeline there to join me

But just in case she's running late

She had me go there early

Its still a little warm thats true

But I can take the heat

When it starts to cool and she arrives

That way she'll have a seat

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Johnny, Jim & Jack

It's over now  I barely miss her

Now that she's gone i won't look back

When she left I made new friends

Now I hang with johnny, jim and jack

With Johnny Walker as my wingman

I'm prepared for any fight

With Jim Beam right there beside me

I am ready for the night

If my thoughts turn to the old times

I know Jack Daniels has my back

Since she left, I barely miss her 

thanks to Johnny, Jim and jack

I suppose we had some good times

Though I know you can't go back

But my new life's never empty

Thanks to Johnny, Jim and Jack

When she left I spent a lot of hours

With Jose, Pappy, and the rest

We hunted wild turkey 

Grey goose and famous grouse

I reminisce about the good times

But I always end up back

To the comfort of my friendship

with Johnny, Jim and Jack

So I'll drink a toast to the girl who left

As her memory fades to black 

Then turn and face the hours ahead 

With Johnny Jim and jack

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